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...mondjuk amit láttam az annyira nem vágott földhöz.

Egy viharos széllökés minden leszállási kísérletnek betehet, legyen az ilyen, kifutópályás vagy ejtőernyős.

szerintem a normál kifutós landolás is pazarló, ráadásul sok extra cucc kell hozzá, és teljesen át kéne tervezni a szárnyakat hozzá. Az ejtőernyő megint csak kurvanagy plusz teher, legalábbis amekkora elbírná az egészet. (Plusz ugye a redundancia.) Ehhez viszont nem kell szinte extra cucc, (lévén a hajtóműnek tudnia kell ezt mind a manőverezéshez,) csak tartólábak.

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Orochi: kb a világ redshirt/evil megacorpja:

Q. How many Orochi can you fit into an American sedan?
A. Eleven. Two in the front, three in the back, and six dismembered bodies in the boot.

Two Orochi walk into a bar. The impact kills them both.

Q. How many Orichis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, it's above their pay-grade.

Q. Why'd the Orochi cross the road?
A. It was dragged across by a hungry badger.

Orochi operatives are all wearing full length red underwear underneath their armor.

How do you spot the new employee at an Orochi company event?
They're still alive.

*hmmm whats this pool of potentially destructive black fluid*
*ponders what to do*
...
*eats it*

Orochi slogan for low level employees.
"Carpe Diem"

I think when orochi are recruiting science people, they give them a psych exam to make sure they are MAD scientists.

How do you know when an Orochi has broken into your home?
Your cat is camping his corpse

What's black and white and red all over?
The Orochi away team

Orochi don't have a "Days without fatal incident" sign.
Their sign has only "DayZ" in red letters written on it

hy don't Orochi employees watch network television?
Because all they show these days is filth.

What is the most common form of transportation used by Orochi?
Bodybags.

What did the one Orochi employee say to the other?
"You've got something black in between your tentacles"
or
"EEEERRRROWOWWWWOWOOWORRRRRRRRR!" Is also an acceptable answer

What is the number one cause of death at Orochi?
Death of fellow employees. *Sploosh!*

What is the reward for "Special Achievement" called at Orochi?
"The Darwin Award"

What do they call ice cream at Orochi?
Ice cream. What else would they call it?

What's the differene between a bunch of bananas and a bunch or Orochi? The bananas have a longer expirey date.

How do you get ahead in Orochi Group?
You pick it up off the floor.

Orochi Human Resources: Congratulations, you meet our qualifications, we'd like to extend an offer of employement to you
Interviewee: Thank you! I have some questions about the position though.
HR: Go ahead.
Interviewee: I noticed that under compensation, there was no salary information listed. However, there was a very detailed health care plan and a large life insurance policy.
HR: That's correct. We've found that most employees get far more value out of our healthcare and life insurance policies.
Interviewee: It also states that after 5 days of employement, I am guaranteed to get a promotion to management level. That must be a typo. Wouldn't 99% of the company be management by now?
HR: We've found that 99% of the company does not stay employed for 5 days.
Interviewee: Ah, a challenging environment, I like that. Final question, I accidentally filled out the form wrong. I answered "yes" to the question "Do you currently entertain suicidal thoughts?" but really meant "no".
HR: I'm sorry, you are no longer qualified for this position.

Excert from an Orochi operative's journal:
... and then once we got into Egypt, the Commander told us to shoot first, and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him first.

Why do the Orochi utilize drones?
So the coroner knows where to find the bodies.

A couple of Orochi are out in the City of the Sun God, when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other whips out his cell phone and calls the Orochi HR. He gasps to the operator: 'My coleague is dead! What can I do?'
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The Orochi's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'

You might be Orochi if your retirement package is jokingly referred to as funereal expenses.
You might be Orochi if travel vouchers to distant field locations don't come with return fares.
You might be Orochi if your boss has a really bad German accent and affectionately refers to you as 'Specimen A' or 'Subject Zero'.
You might be Orochi if your initial hire welcome kit includes 'Tentacle Cream'.

Why did the Orochi Cross the road?
- he didn't, his body just landed there after the explosion.

What's the difference between an Orochi agent and a canine?
The canine can do more tricks besides "play dead".

How many Orochi can you fit into a clown car?
Grab a blender, we'll find out.

1080p-n pont ugyanolyan képminőséget kapsz, mintha egy 1080p-s monitort használnál. A felbontáson kívül más nem változik, hacsak nincs valami probléma az elektronikával vagy beállításokkal.

Köztes felbontásokban, amikor nem lehet 2^2-3^2-4^2-stb pixelt megfeleltetni egynek, természetesen más a helyzet.

Persze ha pl pentile felépítésű a monitor, akkor speciel 1080p-ben nem fognak jelentkezni a pentile felépítésből adódó artifactok.

(havernak van 4k monitora, de egyébként az elv ugyanaz, mint bármely más TFT monitort "fél" felbontáson használni.)

Szerintem elég a venti fordulatszám mizéria önmagában is. Meg a Fallout 4 compass bug. Meg mintha máshol is bugzana a kurva anyjukat, pl JC3-ban láttam néhány érdekes körvonalat.

Asszem mehet vissza a nem crimson.

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SW7

Iparosmunka. JJ továbbra se jó író. A kezdő színészek ugyan nem kifejezetten rosszak, de bőven van még mit tanulniuk, néhol eléggé inkonzisztensek. A film mintha arra menne ki, hogy minél több EU-ból ismert világtörvényt akarna áthágni. A feka története eléggé banálisan indul.

Persze kb mindenhol minimum 9/10-et kap, mert hát Star Wars.

Slusszpoén a végére, hogy miután anno annyit siránkozott mindenki, hogy jajj, nem kapott jegyet csak egy héttel premier utánra, kb két órával kezdés előtt adtam le a rendelésemet, és volt nézhető hely. Csak mert a feliratosra vettem.

Kint van az új DLC, és elkezdődött a karácsonyi-újévi mókaság is.
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"Hogy érted, hogy ez a cukiság rakétákat ereget?"

http://index.hu/mindekozben/poszt/2015/12/18/nem_eleg_hogy_orizetbe_vett...

tl;dr: a gyógyszeren 5000%-ot emelő seggfejt lekapcsolta az FBI, ügyvédje pedig 5000%-kal emelte óradíját :D