azért szerintem még így is 1000 másik takarítónő cserélne vele, akik a gallérosok után takarítják a körbefosott vécét :)
pandákkal bírkózni még mindig nagyobb fun, és még fizetnek is érte :)
"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" - Shodan
"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" - Shodan
Joda írta: A pandák meg teljesen életképtelen élőlények. :D
Csak annyira, mint az a fa, amit kivagnak egy utepites miatt.
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Biologist here with a PhD in endocrinology and reproduction of endangered species. I've spent most of my career working on reproduction of wild vertebrates, including the panda and 3 other bear species and dozens of other mammals. I have read all scientific papers published on panda reproduction and have published on grizzly, black and sun bears. Panda Rant Mode engaged:
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE GIANT PANDA.
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In most animal species, the female is only receptive for a few days a year. This is the NORM, not the exception, and it is humans that are by far the weird ones. In most species, there is a defined breeding season, females usually cycle only once, maybe twice, before becoming pregnant, do not cycle year round, are only receptive when ovulating and typically become pregnant on the day of ovulation. For example: elephants are receptive a grand total of 4 days a year (4 ovulatory days x 4 cycles per year), the birds I did my PhD on for exactly 2 days (and there are millions of those birds and they breed perfectly well), grizzly bears usually 1-2 day, black bears and sun bears too. In the wild this is not a problem because the female can easily find, and attract, males on that 1 day: she typically knows where the nearest males are and simply goes and seeks then out, or, the male has been monitoring her urine, knows when she's entering estrus and comes trotting on over on that 1 day, easy peasy. It's only in captivity, with artificial social environments where males must be deliberately moved around by keepers, that it becomes a problem.
Pandas did not "evolve to die". They didn't evolve to breed in captivity in little concrete boxes, is all. All the "problems" people hear about with panda breeding are problems of the captive environment and true of thousands of other wild species as well; it's just that pandas get media attention when cubs die and other species don't. Sun bears won't breed in captivity, sloth bears won't breed in captivity, leafy sea dragons won't breed in captivity, Hawaiian honeycreepers won't breed in captivity, on and on. Lots and lots of wild animals won't breed in captivity. It's particularly an issue for tropical species since they do not have rigid breeding seasons and instead tend to evaluate local conditions carefully - presence of right diet, right social partner, right denning conditions, lack of human disturbance, etc - before initiating breeding.
Pandas breed just fine in the wild. Wild female pandas produce healthy, living cubs like clockwork every two years for their entire reproductive careers (typically over a decade).
Pandas also do just fine on their diet of bamboo, since that question always comes up too. They have evolved many specializations for bamboo eating, including changes in their taste receptors, development of symbiosis with lignin-digesting gut bacteria (this is a new discovery), and an ingenious anatomical adaptation (a "thumb" made from a wrist bone) that is such a good example of evolutionary novelty that Stephen Jay Gould titled an entire book about it, The Panda's Thumb. They represent a branch of the ursid family that is in the middle of evolving some incredible adaptations (similar to the maned wolf, a canid that's also gone mostly herbivorous, rather like the panda). Far from being an evolutionary dead end, they are an incredible example of evolutionary innovation. Who knows what they might have evolved into if we hadn't ruined their home and destroyed what for millions of years had been a very reliable and abundant food source.
Yes, they have poor digestive efficiency (this always comes up too) and that is just fine because they evolved as "bulk feeders", as it's known: animals whose dietary strategy involves ingestion of mass quantities of food rather than slowly digesting smaller quantities. Other bulk feeders include equids, rabbits, elephants, baleen whales and more, and it is just fine as a dietary strategy - provided humans haven't ruined your food source, of course.
Population wise, pandas did just fine on their own too (this question also always comes up) before humans started destroying their habitat. The historical range of pandas was massive and included a gigantic swath of Asia covering thousands of miles. Genetic analyses indicate the panda population was once very large, only collapsed very recently and collapsed in 2 waves whose timing exactly corresponds to habitat destruction: the first when agriculture became widespread in China and the second corresponding to the recent deforestation of the last mountain bamboo refuges.
The panda is in trouble entirely because of humans. Honestly I think people like to repeat the "evolutionary dead end" myth to make themselves feel better: "Oh, they're pretty much supposed to go extinct, so it's not our fault." They're not "supposed" to go extinct, they were never a "dead end," and it is ENTIRELY our fault. Habitat destruction is by far their primary problem. Just like many other species in the same predicament - Borneo elephants, Amur leopard, Malayan sun bears and literally hundreds of other species that I could name - just because a species doesn't breed well in zoos doesn't mean they "evolved to die"; rather, it simply means they didn't evolve to breed in tiny concrete boxes. Zoos are extremely stressful environments with tiny exhibit space, unnatural diets, unnatural social environments, poor denning conditions and a tremendous amount of human disturbance and noise.
tl;dr - It's normal among mammals for females to only be receptive a few days per years; there is nothing wrong with the panda from an evolutionary or reproductive perspective, and it's entirely our fault that they're dying out.
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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Takarítónéni alighanem felárat kér ezért a melóért :-)
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azért szerintem még így is 1000 másik takarítónő cserélne vele, akik a gallérosok után takarítják a körbefosott vécét :)
pandákkal bírkózni még mindig nagyobb fun, és még fizetnek is érte :)
"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" - Shodan
A huszadik tetanusz után is ezt mondod? :D
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A pandák meg teljesen életképtelen élőlények. :D
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"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" - Shodan
a munkaköri leírása?
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Hát a tiéd?
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3 napja mászom és most kezdhetem elölről. Fuuuuuuuck...
Szédült Simon mondta a cukrásznak a vásáron:
Ide a sütikkel, vagy átkúrom a fejed a palánkon.
When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them. - Ron Swanson
Csak annyira, mint az a fa, amit kivagnak egy utepites miatt.
Ohm. Nem vagyok benne miert vetted komolyan amit irtam ebben a topikban egy panda fail video elott, de ok. Hm. =\
Hogy mindenki megtudja, nem azok. Igazsagot a pandaknak! :D
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Ez a klasszikus most idekívánkozik:
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Steam: mrstrato
Cserekulcs listám
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Ego, Draco Ordinis Mallei Inquisitor, per auctoritate Digamma Decimatio Duodecies, ultimum exterminatum planetae Stalindromae cum extreme celeritate impero!
Basszus :-D
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a Marvel kis fricskája a na vajh melyik filmnek a Spider-Man/Deadpool #6-ban
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A nagy fricskázásban arra már nem jutott idő odafigyelni, hogy Spidey lehúzott maszkkal zabálja a popcornt. Ügyes.
Remélem te is érzed mennyire jelentőségteljes pontjára mutattál rá a témának. Gratulálok. :)
Én büszke vagyok rá. Olyan kis okos néha, ha hagyjátok :)
"Mi egy cipősdobozban laktunk, salak volt vacsorára, és apánk minden éjjel hidegvérrel legyilkolt minket."
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Eh, az ilyeneket utálom. Eleve kajával-itallal nem játszunk, sörrel-alkohollal meg aztán pláne (mármint úgy nem, hogy pazarolunk)...
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Na mindegy, itt van ez:
http://prohardver.hu/hir/send_me_to_heaven_alkalmazas.html
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“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” - G.B. Shaw
Így-így :-)
Johet a napalm ? :)
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Ego, Draco Ordinis Mallei Inquisitor, per auctoritate Digamma Decimatio Duodecies, ultimum exterminatum planetae Stalindromae cum extreme celeritate impero!
előnyei
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Mármint felhúz
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lehúz
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Szédült Simon mondta a cukrásznak a vásáron:
Ide a sütikkel, vagy átkúrom a fejed a palánkon.
When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them. - Ron Swanson
Egyik kezével a dobozt markolja, a másikkal épp belenyúl.
Találós kérdés: Ha mindkét keze foglalt, akkor hogy fogja a szájába tömni a popcornt?
Azzal a kezevel amivel szuperhoskodik egy kepregenyben.
"Végülis hosszabb távon kifizetődő lehet péket venni kenyér helyett..."
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